I am two Spartacuses. That makes me more awesome.
What does he mean “it’s too late”?

No. NO! LET SPARTACUS TRAIN/FIGHT MORE! IT’S THE ONLY THING THAT’S SAVING THIS SHOW FROM BEING PORN!

“He lives. How disappointing”

Why are you so attractive right now?

I think this is the fourth time someone’s been about to kill Spartacus

You ain’t very good, dawg.

Hey this episode isn’t being that bad

Maybe we’re actually developing into something resembling compelling television here.

The moment I realize how wrong a girl is for me

that’s the moment I really start to fall for her.

Apparently with fictional characters, it’s no different. COME TO ME ILITHYIA! Teach me the ways of the secular flesh.

Ilithyia reminds me of Drusilla if she wasn’t crazy
What is this?

They’re just watching them get down doggy-style. This is messed up right here.

I would love to know this show’s budget for body oil
“look, touch, feel the quality of the stalk”

Nothin’ gay about that.

“Pluto’s a**hole”

I have to start saying this.